Shandie Says Feet are Tasty

No, I don’t have some weird foot fetish you haven’t heard about.

I promise.

Maybe.

No for real I don’t.

I’ve spent about the last week or so in Ft. Worth hanging out with my AMAZING friends.  Tonight we went rock climbing at Summit in Grapevine, which happens to be the most well hidden location in the world.  Seriously, you’re driving along looking for the left turn you’re supposed to take into the place and you just see trees, trees, trees.  No Summit there.  Drive a little further and there’s a biiiiggg old building that has big “S” logos on the side.  That must be it.  S is for Summit.  Or you know, Stacey’s Furniture.  And Mustang Drive suddenly turns into some airport access road and the warning signs go off that maybe, behind all those trees, Summit Rockclimbing is hidden.  My guess is that there are all those trees to give you a real nature-y (no, not natural, just nature-y) feel to the place.  Climbing REAL rocks in a REAL forest of trees.  Except the rocks are neon colored and end at the ceiling by a rusty metal bell.  Whatever.

So after rock climbing we went to Joe’s Crab Shack (delicious).  We decided to celebrate Heidi and Daisy’s birthdays tonight (Heidi’s birthday was a few days ago, Daisy’s is coming up) so they could have the special Joe’s Birthday Treatment (which is usually something fun and embarrassing).  I told the waiter to make sure it was extra humiliating.

So after they’re done walking around the restaurant like a crab (Daisy) and a chicken (Heidi), the waiter calls me out.

W:  So your friends told us they really just wanted to humiliate y’all.  That girl riiiight there (pointing to me) told me so.  So when her birthday comes up, make sure y’all get her back.

H&D: Hahahaha okay!

Me:  Hahaha it’ll be a while, I juuuuust celebrated my birthday!

Everyone:  *stare*  YOUR TURN!

Insert foot in mouth.

So I got my own hat and got to squawk like a parrot while they sang happy birthday to me.  Awesome.  My foot in mouth experience wasn’t that tasty, but it was definitely one for the books.

Heidi, Daisy, and I, rocking our animal hats.

To make things even better, they have this photo (at another angle) available to download in cool little frames on the Joe’s Crabshack Website. Yay for Shack Shots!

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